Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Bella Bellissima “Perfect Night” **

Perfume is often characterized as having the power to allure or seduce. When you start reading about perfumes, there is a quality folks talk about, which is that a perfume is "naughty" or "dirty." Theperfumedcourt.com describes it thusly: "We refer to skank as the base in an otherwise beautiful perfume that gives it a bit of flirt. It may smell a little bit of skin or have a slightly musky smell that shows up after you put on the perfume and your body's natural warmth heats it up. It's not a bad thing at all!"

Naturally curious, naturally, I had to check this property out. A lot of perfume makes the claim to sexy muskiness. Theperfumedcourt.com’s review of Bella Bellissima’s “Perfect Night” says this: “This opens all incense and quickly unfolds into a sensuous and very, very naughty perfume.” I like naughty—naughty is good. Bring it on!

Out of the bottle, “Perfect Night” is about a 4 out of 10 saturation. Fresh pink grapefruit flesh wafts under my nose for the time it takes to dry on my elbow (and on paper), and is gone. Woody notes dominate for the first 5-10 minutes.

Then, I perceive “Perfect Night” clicking into a two-tier scent structure: a lovely but ethereal, almost retreating floral poof over the heat radiating from the fur of a wild, panting animal. The musk-and-incense base of PN is so smoky hot, it smells like the spent phosphorous and pine char of a freshly extinguished wooden match. It is a terrific smell, every bit as naughty as promised. PN most definitely reacts with skin chemistry-- on paper it has no heat at all.

My problem with PN is that pretty-princess top note—when I first smelled it, the image that popped into my mind was the little pink rose lingerie designers put on cheesy garters. A dainty signifier of feminine virtue that says “Oh, when the lights are out, I might do a few bad things, but don’t be fooled, I’m really a good girl.”

Nuts to that! When I want naughty, I want naughty—I want a perfume that distills the essence of whatever was in that Carl's Jr. burger that made Paris Hilton rut like a stoat and decide to take a bubble bath on top of a car in her Versace one-piece.

There’s a primal “wow” in this scent, but over the top of it is too “pretty to please.”

“Perfect Night” is one of those frustrating disappointments that has an element I truly love but isn’t fully actualized. (Another frustration—the scent breaks down to just the incense element after 45-60 minutes. No lasting power. Naughty wants to go all night!) The orgy of musky coals in this scent has set a standard that I will judge all future dirrrty scents by, but it gets me all fired up, then leaves me wanting more.

5 comments:

  1. "but it gets me all fired up, then leaves me wanting more."

    thats EXACTLY what a real naughty girl is supposed to do, from the pretty princess top note, to the leaving before total satisfaction!

    What you need when you want it to last all night is something ENTIRELY animal, not a hint of Aphrodite in it. Aphrodite does not deal in satisfaction, but in the development of appetite. So this perfume sounds naughty indeed. But dirty? Not so much.

    So what is the perfume to wear when you've got Nine Inch Nails on repeat, sheets meant to be ruined, and you don't have to worry about the neighbors hearing?

    Girls in Oakland want to know......

    xoxo Oakland Peach
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  2. I don't have the answer for that yet, sad to say. But it is a worthy search. And when I figure it out, you'll be the first to know!!
    --Rita
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  3. Not sure that an unfulfilled "tease" can ever qualify as a "perfect night", unless it means that perfect nights are more about fantasy and not reality, which seems slightly cynical and converse to the physical/sensual nature of perfumes.
    I'm also excited to hear about your quest for the erotic apex in the land of scent as well. Please keep us informed with your findings!
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  4. Here is an interesting question- if one were to concoct the perfume "to wear when you've got Nine Inch Nails on repeat, sheets meant to be ruined, and you don't have to worry about the neighbors hearing? "- what would the bottle be shaped like?
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  5. @ Mrs. Jones: Yah-- not that I'm against being the master of my domain or anything, but still-- "Perfect Night" does conjure the notion that you get to go all the way with someone...
    @ Anonymous: I'm still thinking about what it might look like-- but it would be pretty cool if it exploded when some lady gave out just the right happy shriek!!
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